In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date.
Most people are scared when they find out about the supernatural. Mrs. Tran hires a witch on Craigslist.
Do not tell Mrs. Tran your weakness. Mrs. Tran will fill a super soaker with it and shoot you in the face.
A demon was sent to kill Mrs. Tran once. Mrs. Tran locked him in her trunk. It was awesome.
Death does not know who Mrs. Tran is. He’s never had a near-Mrs. Tran experience.
This is not Mrs. Tran’s first tattoo.
THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
- me: *sniffs air*
- me: ah september
- me: the time where bugs die
- me: and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
- me: aaah